Top Ten Things Obama Will Say On Wednesday

I was listening to Jay Severin on the way home today, and he challenged his listeners over the next few days to come up with a list of things Obama will say after the blowout next Tuesday. I was actually able to pull it off in less than an hour. So, without further ado, here are the top ten things Obama is likely to say next Wednesday morning . . .


10) It was because of the special interests' money - we didn't get enough of it from George Soros and the unions.

09) The voters just wanted to spread the seats in congress around a little.

08) The problem wasn't my socialist agenda, it was the fact that I didn't communicate my socialist agenda properly.

07) It was because  of Fox News, Talk Radio and that pesky first amendment - can we please figure out a way to get rid of that damned thing?.

06) Not enough money from the stimulus bill made it to ACORN, so there just weren't enough New Black Panthers to go around this time.

05) Elderly voters decided to take me out before my death panels started to take them out.

04) Not enough of our candidates read the Al Franken How to Steal an Election cookbook.

03) With so many of illegal aliens returning to Mexico because there are no jobs in this economy that I've destroyed, we just didn't have the same number of available voters as we did in 2008.

02) All of those enlightened independents who voted for me two years ago turned into racist, teabaggers clinging to their guns and bibles.


. . . and the number one thing Obama is likely to say next Wednesday morning . . .

 
01) George Bush and the Republicans drove all of our campaigns into a ditch. I mean I inherited this utter and complete repudiation by the American people!



Bob, RI

Ceterum , exsisto quietis Iggy!