Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Bromance on the Dennis and Callahan Show

Gerry was out sick again, so fill-in Felger was on again and unbelievably, was able to make himself sound even gayer. He brought up a story about "straight" male friends who have "bromances", going out on mandates to things like go to museums, buy ice cream, and watch sunsets at the beach. Disbelief by John and Chach was met with Iggy's nugget that such guys were truly just friends, not a gay couple, and that this was a new but common phenomenon. News flash Iggy; these guys had better break out the Coldplay CD-s.

When straight guys go out together, its for one of, or a combination of the following reasons:

  • To drink
  • To pick up women
  • To go to the shooting range
  • To go to a ball game
  • To go to a strip club
  • To go fishing
  • To go hunting

That's it, no mas. For Iggy to think that mandates which involve sculptures and gelatos are normal for straight guys just adds credence to the old axiom that a liberal is a woman, or a man controlled by a woman. A caller said it best; the attitude that this behavior is normal just highlights the travesty that is the feminization of American men.

For forty years, American males have been undergoing a gender-wide emasculation with the ultimate goal of eliminating aggressiveness, self-confidence, emotional control and self-reliance; all of the very things that make men - men. If a six year old boy acts up class, put him on Ritalin and start him on therapy. If a fifteen year old boy tries to get a peek into a girls' locker room, step him up to Prozac and three sessions a week. Tell him to get in touch with his feelings and that it's okay to cry.

All of this has been done with usual, liberal best of intentions; if you change men into women, there won't be any more fighting, crime or wars; a perfect, utopian, liberal world. The fact that feminizing the American male degrades the combat capability of our armed forces while leaving intact that of such friendly countries as Russia, China, Venezuela, North Korea and Iran - not to mention our Muslim terrorist friends - is irrelevant. Once the world sees how well-meaning and vulnerable we are, they'll all follow suit and join in a ringing rendition of kumbaya.

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